32 year old punk turned corporate graphic artist. This ordinary human woman works for Weber-Nixon brewery on Earth, designing packaging for various beers. But things have been pretty strange since that Dawson character showed up...
The newest member of Weber-Nixon's Crooked Sixpence IPA marketing team. He'd be the man of PJ's wettest rebel dreams if he didn't smell like an ashtray. This mohawk-rocking illustrator has just been onboarded with Weber-Nixon, and there's something about his "camel" cartoon characters that seem a bit off...
Camel. Lead singer of The Vice Men, the biggest indie punk band in West Herd City.
He thinks of himself as "a regular Joe" and is anything but.
Legend is he's hiding a rare superpower.
Rarer still is the sight of him without a cigarette in hand.
Alpaca. Always quick to wit, this transgender genius sings backup for The Vice Men. He has a bit of a baby face so gets away with more than the others at times. He always seems to have a pack of cards, and he knows all the best bars in town.
Camel. A laid back, good-natured punk in an aloha shirt and hippie shades, this guitarist believes that recycling is the most punk thing one can do. Winston's patience far outlasts the others, so he often finds himself saddled with the rest of the band's emotional baggage. Still, there's no other band he'd rather roll with.
Llama. Drummer of The Vice Men. The operative word for Lucky is BIG: big belly, big laugh, big heart. If you're not at ease, neither is he. Lucky has more piercings that most people know about and is always looking to get more. Don't try to stop this force of nature or you'll end up thrashed.
Llama. Bassist of The Vice Men. Piper went to school for both philosophy and literature, intending to become a professor. Just before his final semester, he realized he was part of a system he didn't care for, and joined the independent music scene instead. The cattle tag in his ear is a reminder that nobody is truly free of "the system."
This old-time bluesman was chewed up and spat out by the music industry in his younger years and long ago advised a young Smoky to stay indie to avoid the same fate. He and Smoky still meet up time to time to talk venues, melodies, and profits.
A band of designated leaders, one from each nation, rules the homo-camelid planet. Their mission statement is to bring prosperity through peace and reasoning, and are preparing for official first contact with Earth.
Ernest is the head of graphic design at Weber-Nixon brewery for several of their smaller-scale brews. A serious man who never smiles, Ernest's knowledge of marketing trends is somewhat lacking compared to the designers under his watch.
As the owner of Weber-Nixon brewery, Reynaldo is the richest man in America. Not much is known about this reclusive CEO other than a few good-for-PR charity stunts.
This imaginary camel kid is the mascot for the CosmiCamel Reading Initiative, a famous
early childhood literacy program with prizes for avid readers.
Though the organization's website is stuck in 1998, the program is renowed for its
outreach and research efforts. Among sponsors of the program is Richard's Desertweed Cigarettes,
the branding of which is often featured prominently on Cosmicamel marketing materials.
To visit the CosmiCamel Website, click here.