Introducing Smoky Smooth.

He says he's just a regular Joe.
But he's just been appointed interdimensional ambassador to a mission on Earth.

Smoky's with the band.

With a bit of technological finesse, The Vice Men will study Earth undetected. Too bad human artist PJ is closing in on their secret...

West Herd, Epicenter of Excess.

Whether beneath the neon lights or ducking into alleyways, there's no shortage of ways to have a good time here.
About the Project

Enter a world of smoke and mirrors.

This currently untitled story is a science-fantasy adventure that takes place across multiple dimensions.

Paying homage to/parodying vintage cigarette ads as cultural context, this in-progress adult dystopian novel from author Etta Green/Mylo Rolfe aims to be as heartwarming as it is damning.

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Character Bios

Meet PJ, Smoky Smooth, Winston Goodman, and all the rest.

Music

COMING SOON: Hear the sounds of West Herd! Tracks from the Vice Men and more.

Games

COMING SOON: Quizzes and madlibs for when you want to goof off.

Recipes

Taste indulgence with recipes that only a camelid could cook up.

Printables

COMING SOON: Paper souvenirs from the Epicenter of Excess.

DigiGoodies

Smokin' sweet stuff for your PC and personal website.